Friday Hijinks

Smashing a glass at dinner (contents spraying on fellow diners) was a nice way to kick of the evening; an easy & simple trick, you can never grow tired of!

Moving on to a house party stocked with a pricey Scotch, partner again repeated the same trick, with a slight variation; full glass knocked from hand over everything! Let's get this party started...

As the sun began to show it's nasty glow another guest (a [tall] Brad Pitt clone) showed us how it's really done by using a long stick to smash any bottles in sight, taking many out with each sweep of his 'sword' impressive work.

A "Close Talker" was also on hand, doing his disturbing work, getting really close and talking, disturbing. I Really don't like Close Talkers, but was unable to fend him off.

Picking (or being picked, again) myself up from the floor, we then sped off home, having a well earned rest, waking up at around 6pm on Saturday.

Unfortunately Spewie Pants decided to visit & so we missed the Saturday night party :(

Spewie Pants is a close relative of both Spilly Pants & Pissy Pants all connected (of course) with Undieman.

Comments

Anonymous said…
Ah! finally your blog takes flight.
Anonymous said…
i like to vomit bile, i think it's really good for weight loss... i recommend drinking at least 2 bottles of champagne (one of which you purchase one of which you steal from other party-goers) then, go home (carrying drunken partner) and don't drink any water, don't take any pain killers, and whatever you don't, don't eat the next day... you should lose about 3-4 kilos in 24 hour period. dry reaching is also good for strengthing stomach muscles.
Anonymous said…
why leave me out?
Anonymous said…
I have always found that when Spewy Pants rears his ugly head, his brothers - Ralph & Chuck - are not far behind.

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