Tea Conspiracy


After recently drinking some English Breakfast Tea I became convinced it tasted a little odd. In fact to me it tasted very much like Earl Grey (which I do not like).

Discussing this issue with friends it was also observed that currently English Breakfast Tea is quite hard to find - a shortage?

From this I have concluded it's possible that Earl Grey Tea is being put into English Breakfast Tea Bags due to lack of English Breakfast Tea supplies.

Comments

Anonymous said…
Do you suppose that the English tea might be being kept near or next to the disgusting early grey and that it might be tainting the otherwise tasty breakfast tea?
2:13 PM
Anonymous said…
I don't think English Breakfast or Earl Grey taste anything like each other. Earl Grey has bergamot in it and English Breakfast doesn't. But if your suspicions are correct, then maybe the conspiracy is that THEY don't like English Breakfast and are trying to convert everyone to Earl Grey instead to they are putting Earl Grey in the English Breakfast tea bags and the reason that they don't like English Breakfast is that aliens crop dusted their houses one night and turned their tastebuds the wrong way round and now they're trying to weasle their way into our minds and secret identities by making us drink Earl Grey tea and then...
2:30 PM
Anonymous said…
God Im gonna miss your rubbish Krishnan :( And yes Cairns still has no EFTPOS...
9:40 AM
Anonymous said…
What ever happened to cool conspiracies like Roswell, Aliens, who killed JFK, Why Angelia Jolie likes Brad Pitt, Why is Lindsy Lohan popular, etc, etc?
8:47 AM
Anonymous said…
It has been obvious for some time that you are in the wrong career...it's time to become a professional Sleuth. Although, non-professional Sleuthage is far more marketable, ie. you could eventually be made into a Nancy Drew novel.
4:42 PM
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