Movie Run

For any aspiring actors out there I have some very good advice.
The ONLY thing you really need to learn is how to run without actually running, this is what I call a "movie run". It is the act of running, without going anywhere.
If you can movie run, you can do anything in movies, I seriously believe this.
If I had learnt how to movie run I know I would have made it big time, it is one of my great regrets in life and even now I try to practise each day in the hope one day I will join Maverick and the rest of the team on the big screen.
Shortly I will be sharing my secrets to becoming a great singer like say Benard Fanny, oh bugger it I'll just tell you now - become a gay person and you will be a great super star singer! For me I am sticking to the running nowhere.
Comments
can't get enough .....
think you are on to something ...
I think all super stars are at least bi 'cos they can't be normal like us good foke,
really are they just famous for being different, stupid and sexually self expored?