Mystery Smell

This week has seen some speculation where I work as to the source of a Mystery Smell.

I should "set the sceen" by 1st describing the environment that I work in; it's an open room some 60 m2 with little to no natural ventalation. This space has only one entry & exit and is shared usually with 1 person although at times up to 4 people.

One morning this week several people commented on an "unhuman" Mystery Smell in the room, something quite close to raw sewerage, very foul almost, possibly even something dead. I left the office mid-morning & upon my return a theory had been devised.

The Mystery Smell was actually an undiscovered Mystery Poo.

The reasoning was simple, as I bring to work my small dog so of course it may have hidden a shit somewhere, creating the foul air we breathed.

However the Poo remains undiscovered & the mystery is unsolved, but I must confess that I am quite sure I know the true answer!

Can any one else solve the Mystery?

Comments

Anonymous said…
RANCID
Anonymous said…
i think it might be hiding somewhere in sydney harbour ...
Anonymous said…
I THINK YOUR NOSE IS TO CLOSE TO YOUR BUM HOLE.
Anonymous said…
Does your dog have trouble with shit sticking to its fur ?
Krishnan said…
Yes
Anonymous said…
We need more clues Krishnan. Make it an engrossing mind-twister Mystery, at least. I want your blog to be far more Xtreme, I think you're really holding back. I suspect that the sober black format, while it is excellent at imbuing these banalities with imagined importance, actually causes you to conceal your innate madness beneath a veneer of boring conventionality. Keep said black, but break free mentally; Give Undie Man A Voice.
Anonymous said…
Yeah, just like wot Shirin says .....
Anonymous said…
I think 'guttin dave' wants shirin !!!

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