Washing & Cleaning

I admit to being not especially fond of cleaning, or even being clean.
I do admit to some cleaning habits (which I consider worthwhile) such as cleaning Teeth & removing Ear Wax (of course I do this by sticking cotton buds right in - which they say is bad, but thats another subject)
What especially irks me is the way the cleaning products are sold in so many different ways; eg. Tooth Paste, Soap, Detergent, Face Wash, Nail Polish, Etc. It seems to me (living in the modern world) that it should be possible for them to simply create a single cleaning formula, which could be used for most if not all cleaning, perhaps 2 would be needed (1 for people, 1 for things).
If I could buy this, I would clean more.
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